Month: November 2016

Patchers of the Code – Update!

The ‘sexy computer voice’ edit of Patchers of the Code is finished! My NaNoWriMo 2016 is done, days early.

The ‘Spellcheck this you crazy speller’ edit – is also finished.

The next stages:

  1. Physical Book Layout
  2. Book Cover
  3. Book Blurb
  4. Order Proof Books
  5. Beta Reader Edits
  6. Final Edits
  7. Lunch
  8. eBook Set Up
  9. Thing I am forgetting about?
  10. Publish!

That may look like a lot of steps, but come on, one of them was lunch! That one will be easy!

We are looking at an early 2017 launch! Soon the Anders Quest Series will be finished! (I can’t believe it!)

A shining review of Assailant’s Greed!

I just found the most ‘wonderful’ review of Assailant’s Greed on a scuzzy spamming site that was attempting to get my information!

For those of you that don’t know – fake pirate sites will claim to have your book. They want people, usually the author, to try and download it by giving personal information. The moral is: Don’t do that! Don’t try and get books for free anywhere like that, they will take your info. Besides I give them away during promotions!

I decided, why not steal their info instead, to make up for what they are trying to do to me! Take that scuzzy pirate site!

Here is their wonderful description. Let’s go through it together!

Everybody will get much of knowledge by reading a book.

Already philosophical. I love it!

The book actually willcontain certain things you need.

Have you been looking at my Christmas list? I assure you, it does!

Of course, you will get something based on the Assailant’s Greed: The Triad’s Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 4) By CB Archer of the book itself.

Something based on it? Is it a fan fiction? Please! You must share it with me!

Reading online book will be great experience for you.It is usually cheaper that you must buy the book in the book store.

You can’t fault them for this! Assailant’s Greed is an experience and I dare you to find this book in stores to compare the price!

Contain of the book is really same with the printed book.

Who is printing this e-book only book? Please, send me a copy!

However, you have to be connected with internet and you can read the online book.

I am relatively sure that isn’t how reading e-books works!

One of online books that willbe nice for you is book entitled Assailant’s Greed: The Triad’s Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 4) By CB Archer.

It will be more than nice for you. It will dance for you, and paint for you, and additional sex joke for things in the book!

It is great.

Can’t fault that logic!

The online book is very nice with meaningful content.

You might even say that it is great!

Writer of the Assailant’s Greed: The Triad’s Tale(Tales of Gentalia Book 4) By CB Archer is very smart in delivering message through the book.

I am also great and great smart! Sweet!

There are some stories that are showed in the book.

Stories in a book? You did read read my Christmas list!

Reader can get many real examples that can be great knowledge.

Yeah, no idea! Still, remember that part when it said I was great?

It will bewonderful.

It will bewonderful. It will be greatly bewonderful! #Bewonderful!

I give this review a solid seven! Solid. Thanks scuzzy pirate site for making today bewonderful!

Nov 18th – An Exciting Day!

November 18th is just around the corner! Exciting, right?!

Well, okay. That isn’t normally a day people get excited for so I should explain. Two exciting things are happening!

Gamefreak and Nintendo are releasing Pokémon Sun and Moon. It is sure to be a great day for Pokémon Lovers! … Speaking of Pokémon lovers… to celebrate I am giving away Karta Monstra free on that day! Grab it here!

What else is happening? All Men’s Space will also be free, for the very first time! This is to celebrate… that I didn’t look up the release date for Pokémon Sun and Moon before I set up all the promo stuff for All Men’s Space! Grab it here!

Regardless, it will be an interesting day to see which one… comes… out on… top!


Patchers of the Code and the Editing of Mystery!

As you can see the Cover for Patchers of the Code is finished! Look at how cute it is! Well, okay. It isn’t actually started, and this is just my outline, but still. It’s purple!

60,000+ words have been edited so far in the last book of The Anders’ Quest series. This is the ‘Sexy Computer Voice’ edit, which is the second to last round of edits. After this it is the Physical Book Copies edit featuring beta readers, and then it can be released to the public.

I am terribly excited to get this out there! Shooting for a January 2017 release!


NaNoWriMo 2016

Do you know what I can never remember how to spell? NaNoWriMo!

Honestly, I just never remember what the letters are supposed to be in it. It should be NNWM or something else. I have never participated in a NNWM (I’m calling it that from now on) before, and after warming up a few times during Camp NNWM this year I have realized that I probably shouldn’t ever participate! Something tends to happen to me if I do, and the story gets delayed.

50,000 words in a month is kind of a big deal, and I am totally in awe of anyone that can do that when under pressure. I’ve actually done that, but not when under pressure!

I’m in awe of anyone that even tries actually! Hey Listen! Don’t get discouraged if you don’t finish 100% in one month, that is hard. Just be proud, even if you only got 10% done, that is something! Keep going after November ends, every month technically is NNWM!

Saying all of that, however, I am participating this year. *Gulp* This will be a first. But I am not officially putting my name up, nor am I writing! According to the rules you can also edit works you have previously written, so I am taking this month to do the final edit on Book 3 of the Anders Quest Series: Patchers of the Code!

November is almost half over and I am almost half done editing, so it has been working out thus far! I hope to have a cover finished (and a book layout done) this month as well, you can expect my next blog post will be about that, unless something like ‘Kittens Like Bowling’ takes my fancy, because let’s face it, that would be pretty amazing!

(Also, why didn’t they pick a month with 31 days? 1 extra day means a lot with 50k words!)