Welcome to Gentalia, a land of magic, excitement, and elfbutt.

Hello and welcome to the official page for the books in the Annals of Gentalia series!

(It is also the unofficial page for Anals of Genitalia, Annals of Genitalia, and Anals of Gentalia!) If you are under the legal age for your country turn away now, this is your warning. You shouldn’t be here! Otherwise feel free to look around!

Click Here to read about what books and novelettes are either out, on giveaway, or in production.

Afflicted to the Core Cover Reveal!

I was asked by author Nat Kennedy to share the cover reveal for the third book in the Wielder World Series and I am happy to do it. You may remember Nat’s books as being a major part of Buttweek!


Cover opinion: I like it!

Blurb Opinion: I also like it! (Here it is!)

Reggie Wolfe religiously visits Kyle Landon—his student in Nerve detangling—at the Harpford Disentanglement Center, where the younger man has been incarcerated on trumped up charges. During one of Reggie’s visits, Kyle’s able to warn his teacher of an imminent unauthorized transfer by an unknown shadow agency. Reggie demands help from his sister at the Bureau of Wielder Services but is pressed to take the matter into his own hands when bureaucratic red-tape stymies her actions. Breaking into a secret medical installation, Reggie and August Whalen find Kyle and six other men hooked to IVs, unknown chemicals pumping into their systems.

The three are caught up in a quest to find an antidote for the drugs and discover who is behind the powerful anti-male Wielder organization. On this dangerous road, will they forever remain friends or give in to their growing attraction?

Afflicted to the Core is the steamy third novel of the Wielder World series—gay urban fantasy full of desire, desperation, and dedication born of trial and blood.


You can pre-order now and save some money! Pre-sale price is $0.99 and the release day is June 14th!

Pre-sale at Amazon now!

Mr. Ratburn, and the Horrible Backlash

It has been some time since I posted on my site, sorry about that. I really should come more.

Recently, Mr. Ratburn was shown to be homosexual. On the show it was subtle, and not slapped in your face like a giant salami. Just, there. But, damn. Has there been anti-gay backlash on this. So much that it hurts me, in the past.

I have a story I’d like to share.

I was in kindergarten when I started to question my sexuality. I was promptly told after a project we did in class about marriage that I was not allowed to marry the person I had picked to marry in my answer. (We had been told that you marry someone you like and I picked my best friend, since I liked him.) I was told that boys marry girls, they do not marry other boys and I had to pick someone else for this project.

This interaction messed up my mental state for literal decades. There was nothing at the time that really could tell me that I wasn’t the only person in the world that felt this way. Everything that was perceived as gay or different at that time was ‘Disney Evil’ or ‘look at the silly poofs’. I had to hide myself, grow more and more scared, and alone.

Parents of kids in my school protested against sex ed allowing us to learn about homosexuals. That day of sex ed was cancelled. I was the only one who showed up for that class. The teacher didn’t even show. I felt more alone than ever. This lead to depression and suicide thoughts.

I nearly did kill myself in Grade 10. I had everything prepared, but couldn’t do it. You ever spend an entire weekend alone holding onto a kitchen knife crying on your bed in an empty house trying to slit your wrists to make the pain stop? I have. It isn’t a proud memory, but it makes me stronger today.

So if I was 6 again, and saw this episode of Arthur where nothing at all is said, it is simply shown that two men could get married, and no one gives them any grief about it, it is just what happens in the episode, then holy fuck would my childhood have been a hell of a lot less terrible.

You anti-gay asshats say that ‘teh gays’ are trying to indoctrinate your children all you want, but it is a pile of shit because ‘News flash’ your children are already thinking about this. If you deny children the knowledge that some people are different then you are sentencing some of your children to misery, fear, and unfortunately death.

Claiming that the gays are ass obsessed, when homophobes all have your heads shoved so far your own asses that you are building your retirement home up in there. At least we gays take breaks between our deviancy to let our butts have some rest.

Also, there was a heterosexual wedding in the first damn season, so you can all stop bitching that weddings show romance and a thing that children don’t need to know about because that was shown to be fine for heterosexual relationships 21 seasons ago.

  • CB

Hello Fan!

Hello Fan who sent me a message!

Your provided email didn’t work, so I couldn’t reply! Hopefully you check this out and don’t think I ignored you!

Hello there.

First of all I must say that those are all amazing nicknames and I love them!
Big butts aside, I can totally answer your other question!
My favourite is Anders because he has an amazing magical power and I love how he only swears with baked goods!
Then again, my favourite is Palcath because he is just so earnest and true to his roleplaying.
Then again, my favourite is Fournimer because scarves are absolutely amazing!
Then again, my favourite is Roodg, because, duh. Roodg!
Then again, my favourite is Lissa, because #SheIsMyFavourite
Then again my favourite is Mr. Max because he has the most cameos in the Tales series.
Then again, my favourite is Gliint because I remember having a terrible computer with lag in my first mmorpg.
Then again… I’m not good at picking favourites! 😀 I love them all, that is why they are in there!
However, I can say that Roodg has the most votes for favourite character.
How about you? Who is your favourite? 🙂
– ♥ CB Archer