This is it. I have made it. You hear me world?! I have made it.
There is now an official, unofficial, Annals of Gentalia Fanfic! Really!
I know right? It looks like Anders convinced his friends to go and play a game he knows very well (as he was the cameo character in it) – Navals of War! How do you think the team will do? (Yes, that’s exactly right)
This was a present, but I am allowed to share it, so I am! The author is remaining anonymous, to protect their family, unless they change their mind later! Well, here it is!
You can get the fancy version Here! logging-into-war
Or read the text version below.
Logging Into War
Anders has logged in.
Anders: Sorry I am late, I had to feed my dog.
rOODG: yOU HAVE A PUPPY AWWWWW
Palcath: Don’t worry, lad, we’ve just convened.
Lissa: This isn’t a fantasy game, nobody is lad or lass #Duh
Fourni: i don’t think i got the rules earlier
Anders: No, this is easy, it is turn just a modern version of AoG. We are all soldiers and we have to take the flag of the baddies while protecting our flag.
rOODG: wE GET TO SHOOT STUFF
Anders: We’re the blue team. The red team’s base is just over the hill behind that blasted bunker. Roodg, you have an assault rifle, so do you Fourni, so you guys go towards the flag to get it and bring it back to the blue team.
Lissa: What do I do?
Anders: You will be following them for backup. And you will be in position that if you are injured, friendlies on the server will notice you to help.
Palcath: Alright, brothers in battle! I can role-play military! Sir, what is my task, sir?
Anders: I’ve got the sniper rifle and you have grenades, so we’re here to protect our flag from people trying to take it.
Anders: Wait, is Mr.Max not coming?
Lissa: I told him the wrong time and day by accident #totallynotanaccident
Fourni: i texted him a little while ago he said he was going to be a little late
Lissa: Aw, Fourni, why’d you have to do that?
Fourni: i thought we’d need the extra help
Anders: You’ll be great, just follow Roodg.
rOODG: yEAH, FOLLOW MY AWESOMENESS!
Mr.Max has logged in.
Mr.Max: Da-Na-Na Naaaaa!!! GOOOOOOD MORNING FELLOW SOLDIERS!
Lissa: I thought it was bad enough with Roodg shouting.
Anders: Perfect timing, we’re almost ready.
Mr.Max: I assume I will be leading the charge.
Anders: I was going to have you at half-point with Lissa.
Fourni: i can sit this one out if bro wants my spot
Lissa: Fourni can be at half way with me #Savemefromhim
Anders: Fine, Max, you head up the centre line with Roodg for the flag, Lissa and Fourni in the middle to clear the way, and me and Palcath guarding our flag.
30 Seconds until flag is dropped
Anders: Ok, so we know our positions. Any questions?
rOODG: wHY ARE WE PLAYING A GAME WITH NO SCHMEXY POWERS?
Palcath: I know, sir! It is because we are a team and can get the job done no matter what, SIR.
Mr.Max: Thank you, bearded friend. I do believe we can get the job done with teamwork and superb leadership.
Fourni: bro, he was talking to guy
rOODG: aS LONG AS i STILL GET TO BREAK STUFF
Anders: And get the flag, you have to go for the flag.
5 Seconds until flag is dropped
Mr.Max: I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORIOUS VICTORY! Da-Na-Na Da-Duh-DA-DAAAA!!!!
Palcath: Sir, so long as you follow orders of the commanding officer, sir.
Anders: Oh crumpets…
Lissa: Holy shit, they are firing at us from everywhere #Overwhelmed
Anders: What did you expect!?
Mr.Max: Clearing the way! Onward!! Dooot-doo doo!
Anders: Wait, where did you get a Rocket Launcher at this level?
Mr.Max: I’m Level 30, I’ve upgraded my character with many hours on this server.
Lissa: Some of us have lives.
rOODG: bREAKING STUFF BREAKINGSTUFFFFF I LOVE THIS GAME
Anders: Break the enemy’s stuff, Roodg!!! That tank was one of ours!
Fourni: good thing this game doesn’t let us kill our own team
Anders: Yes it does! Everyone stop killing friendlies!
Lissa: You could have told us some of this before the freaking thing started.
Palcath: Three targets on the south-east corner, sir.
Anders: Got them, thanks, Palcath. Can you cover the north side?
Palcath: Affirmative, sir!
rOODG: yOU IS DEAD YOU IS DEAD AND YOU AND YOUUUUU
Mr.Max: Avast you fiends! Rockets, ahoy!!
Lissa: We’re army, that’s boatie talk. #getitright
Mr.Max: Regardless, the flag is on the horizon.
Anders: Great! Max has eyes on the enemy flag. Anyone clear for backup?
rOODG: bACKIN UP!
Fourni: uh, do you die if you get shot? like, a lot?
Lissa: I have med-packs, I’m on it. #Healer4eva
Anders: Palcath, can you plant a few mines while I provide reinforcements?
Palcath: Sir, yes, sir!
Mr.Max: Flag acquired!
Anders: Just run!! Get back to base!! Roodg, are you there?
rOODG: fOUND ANOTHER TANK. i CAN BE A TANK!!!!
Anders: Tanks are PVE, so shoot the RED guys!!
Mr.Max: Red? Surely you mean Blue!
Lissa: Max, did you just capture our own flag? #Idiot
Palcath: You deactivated all my mines!
Mr.Max: My deactivation skills are at level 10.
Anders: You were rocketing friendlies?
Mr.Max: Then I have ensured that the flag is in safe hands. DA NAAAA!
Lissa: Now we have to go and capture the real flag #Superidiot
Fourni: i think i found it
Palcath: Grab it lad! I mean, fellow soldier!!
Anders: Roodg, give him some cover fire!
rOODG: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAMMMMMITY!!!
Fourni: oh man oh man oh man what do i do
Anders: Get back to base before they shoot you again!!
Fourni: i can’t do this
Lissa: Just run you idiot! We’ll shoot everything behind you!
Anders: I see you in my scope, turn left to avoid a handful of baddies.
rOODG: i GOT THEM!!!
Palcath: Enemy troops to our southern point. I got a few of them with my grenades.
Mr.Max: No, those are allies.
Anders: Max, we are the BLUE team.
Mr.Max: Then I shouldn’t have allowed them access to our flag?
rOODG: tHEY BLEW UP MY TANK!! iM TANK NAKED AGAIN
Anders: Then just use your regular gun!
rOODG: rEGULAR BLAM BLAMMITY!
Anders: Great. Now, Fourni, Run! You can do it!
Palcath: Enemy troops have taken our flag!
Blue team has captured the Red Team’s flag.
Mr.Max: I have led us to an astounding triumph! Huzzah!
Palcath: Well done, soldier!
Lissa: Yeah, way to go, Fourni. #Underdoghero
rOODG: i WAS A TANK!
Fourni: that was actually pretty fun guys
Palcath: Another round?
Anders: Oh for the love of muffins, we are never doing this again.
Anders has logged off.
Fun right? 😀 I thought so.
Fun fact: This was written before Navals of War. They just ‘had a hunch’.