A shining review of Assailant’s Greed!

I just found the most ‘wonderful’ review of Assailant’s Greed on a scuzzy spamming site that was attempting to get my information!

For those of you that don’t know – fake pirate sites will claim to have your book. They want people, usually the author, to try and download it by giving personal information. The moral is: Don’t do that! Don’t try and get books for free anywhere like that, they will take your info. Besides I give them away during promotions!

I decided, why not steal their info instead, to make up for what they are trying to do to me! Take that scuzzy pirate site!

Here is their wonderful description. Let’s go through it together!

Everybody will get much of knowledge by reading a book.

Already philosophical. I love it!

The book actually willcontain certain things you need.

Have you been looking at my Christmas list? I assure you, it does!

Of course, you will get something based on the Assailant’s Greed: The Triad’s Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 4) By CB Archer of the book itself.

Something based on it? Is it a fan fiction? Please! You must share it with me!

Reading online book will be great experience for you.It is usually cheaper that you must buy the book in the book store.

You can’t fault them for this! Assailant’s Greed is an experience and I dare you to find this book in stores to compare the price!

Contain of the book is really same with the printed book.

Who is printing this e-book only book? Please, send me a copy!

However, you have to be connected with internet and you can read the online book.

I am relatively sure that isn’t how reading e-books works!

One of online books that willbe nice for you is book entitled Assailant’s Greed: The Triad’s Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 4) By CB Archer.

It will be more than nice for you. It will dance for you, and paint for you, and additional sex joke for things in the book!

It is great.

Can’t fault that logic!

The online book is very nice with meaningful content.

You might even say that it is great!

Writer of the Assailant’s Greed: The Triad’s Tale(Tales of Gentalia Book 4) By CB Archer is very smart in delivering message through the book.

I am also great and great smart! Sweet!

There are some stories that are showed in the book.

Stories in a book? You did read read my Christmas list!

Reader can get many real examples that can be great knowledge.

Yeah, no idea! Still, remember that part when it said I was great?

It will bewonderful.

It will bewonderful. It will be greatly bewonderful! #Bewonderful!

I give this review a solid seven! Solid. Thanks scuzzy pirate site for making today bewonderful!

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