I randomly set up a freebie day for Carmella and she took off like a rocket! It ended up being a better freebie day than even her first day ever! I didn’t even post it anywhere!
Thanks for all the love everyone, I just wanted to say that!
The Need for Seed: Gertrude’s Tale has been published! Soon it will be on Amazon for purchase so keep clicking refresh every 15 seconds until it shows up!
Until then you can read the blurb on the new page for it!
The next Tale of Gentalia has officially entered the beta testing stage of development.
Stay tuned for more info about The Need for Seed: Gertrude’s Tale.
Where in Hard-Boiled City is Carmella Sanfransisco? My work that features the longest name to date, is now live on Amazon!
Tales of Gentalia enthusiasts rejoice! Book 10 is finally here!
There is a new Annals of Gentalia Fan Fic!
Warning: It has book 3 spoilers.
Qui-Mu: I wrote this and released it because CB Was taking to long to post my #VagWeek post! He had it coming!
CB: How did you get on my Blog?
Qui-Mu: Password was easy to hack. *shurg*
Chapter 1: The mystery beginith
Characters: CB Archer – He is an author and thinks he is all cool and stuff. Is he an elf or not? Make up your mind, you are not Anders. Get your own identity!
Ocelot Boys: They are all like kitteys and stuff, and they only come out during the new moon because a full moon is used all the time, but a new moon isn’t so these are really original. So far there is only one Ocelot Boys – Christina. She has a black mane of gold, and her boobs are huge for a boy! She has both boobs and boy parts! That is what they call a twist.
Prologue: There was one a group of ocelot boys, who turned into were ocelot boys during the new moon. Normally they weren’t people, but if they were they would be super hot. Under the
full moon, new moon the normal littly cats would turn into buff naked boys!
“Yes,” said CB Archer. “I will watch your Ocelots over the weekend Qui-Moon.” (See, it wasn’t me, but you thought it might be. No Qui-Moon is liek me, but she is a werepanther, but that’s for chapter 3! So stay tuned!)
“Good.” I said. I mean Qui-Moon said. “There is nothing suspicious about this at all!”
“I agreed, said CB”.
And then QUi-Mu left the house. There was atmosphere outside. Lightning, and darkness flittered through the rain soaked outside. The sun was bright, and soon it would be darker night! Then, it was and the New Moon was in Twilight!
CB had no idea what was going on when there was a sound from the kitty room. He went inside and then there was all the ocelots! He had already fed them precious milk earlier, but now they were fully grown men, and they wanted more than milk now. Teh Ocelot boy with the biggest tits came forward and spoke up.
Christina said, “I have the biggest boobs here, and the biggest cock for I am the giant ocelot queen and also a guy and girl!
Cb was amazed. her cock was thick, and dribbling with ocelot milks! She was ready to use it! ANd her boobs!!!
End Part 1.
Qui-Mu: Stay tuned for part 2 – if CB doesn’t release my cool #VagWeek post!
CB: Oh sweet Maker.
Chapter 2: The Mystery COntinues!
New characters: Vanessa: Vanessa is CB Archer’s roommate. She has the best job ever – official character drawer of Karta Monstra! She has like huge rockin’ tits and is packing a big old D as a surprise!
Last Time: There was an ocelot boy orgy or something like that. Try to keep up.
CB Archer woke up mewling, with a belly full of the creamyest of ocelot boy milks. He didn’t know what happened last night, but oh no! Tonight was the start of the next new moon! Who knew what would happen?
CB Archer scratched his non-releasing-my-reminder-post-ass, and got out of bed with trouble. His belly was so full he looked mpreg!
“Oh no!” “I hope I am not mpreg!” Said CB Archer as he rubbed his belly. “That would be a plot twist!”
SO he went down the hallway and ran into his roommate, Vanessa.
“WOW! CB you look preggers!” Said Vanessa.
“Yes.” Answered CB Archer. “So many ocelot boys!”
“Hey, let’s make sure you are mpreg!” Vanessa said with a smirk as she unleashed her huge secret slab of throbbing man meats!
“Oh my!” Said CB ARcher as he fainted agains. Lolz.
End Part 2.
Feel free to comment, but helpful comments only, no h8!
Qui-Mu: This is getting good huh?
CB Archer: No.
Chapter 3: The Mystery Has Wishes!
CB: What are you doing Qui-Mu? I posted your reminder!!!
Qui-Mu: Nope, that was for Butt Week. Not #VagWeek.
Qui-Mu: Enough Butts!
New characters: Calvin: Calvin is the genie of the mirror. He is tall, and has golden eyes, flowing long pink hair, and wears a little genie outfit with like the lil’ booties and stuff. He is sporting some rockin’ tits!
Last Time: CB was banged by a T-Rex! Vanessa was a T-Rex, that wasn’t described fully but it is now canon. Try to keep up.
CB woke up double full. The first day of the new moon was today! And he was super mpreggers looking. He had to go to the bathroom to see his perfect round mpreg looking belly.
“Wow, I look so full of baby!” Said CB. “And look at how cute my kitty ears are today!”
CB Dropped his toothbrush that he was holding from before. His kitty ears? He didn’t have any of those last night! Oh no! Was he turning into an Ocelot boy because he got a nibble from one? He rubbed the mirror and the genie popped out, cause the mirror was magic!
“Hi’ Said Calvin, Genie of the mirror. “Three wishes are yours for releasing me from my slumber.”
“I wish to know if you re really a genie.”
“I am, said Ca;vin.”
“Kay.” Said CB. “I wish to know if I am an ocelot boy now!!!”
“You are. Like, werewolves, but with ocelots. ANd you are the Omega, redy to get alphaed.” Was replied.
“CB said,” Really? Huh. I wish to know if I am actually mpreg yet.”
“Not yet,” said Calvin, “But let’s see what we can do about that!”
And Calvin let forth his magic lamp and it was big and sprung to attention! CB Was going to be even more full now!
End Part 3
CB: You can’t just randomly bring in people from Twitter and use them in your story!
Qui-Mu: I didn’t. Calvin is my Goodreads friend and gave me permission to use him there, by saying he was my friend. Like ocelot boy Christina and T-rexnessa!
CB: !!! That isn’t how this works!
Chapter 4: The Mystery Wears Hats!
CB: Stop it! I posted everything you asked!
Qui-Mu: Nope, I super need to finish this now!
New characters: Mr. William Bully Tittenhat: He works at a carnival, and has a hat with rockin’ tits!
Last Time: CB was genie wished to be even more full, but not mpreg! The genie confirmed it after.
CB needed to learn the truth about his new moon ocelot problem. It was a new day and the first day of the new moon. It was time to go back to the wonderful, amazing, totally rad Qui-Moon’s house! The fastest way was through the old haunted carnival! He went that way.
Soon a man stopped him at one of the games. He had a nice titty hat and was ultra dapper!
“Wanna play a game?” The tittyhatted man said.
CB said yes. How can you say no to a game?
“Perfect! If you win you will learn about your ocelot tendencies. If I win I will get to try to make you even more mpreg looking! bwahahaha!”
CB Had no idea the stakes were so high! But the O-Ring toss was beginning! CB did not win and was filled up with ghost leavings! Oh. Yeah, that was important. Mr. William Bill Tittyhat was a ghost this entire time! Spooky Right!
End Part 4
Qui-Mu: Fine, I’ll stop you big baby!
CB: But… *blush* how does it end?
Chapter 5: The Mystery Is Revealed!
CB: Okay, I am hooked how does it end?
Qui-Mu: You will see!
CB: It’s an orgy, isn’t it?
Qui-Mu: Yes! But there is more!
New characters: EP the Lady Centaur: EP is a lady centaur. She is CB’s teacher as well, so this is like, super naughty!
Qui-Moon: Not me at all!
Last Time: CB had been 4 times full of the spunk! He looks so crazy mpreg now!
CB Got to Qui-Moon’s House early the next day, the first day of the new moon and he was scared he would become an ocelot boy for sure!
He needed to get inside, but first there was a gate guard. who super needed to get inside as well. heh. That’s a joke, it didn’t happen yet.
“hault!” Said the Ladytaur!
CB Was shocked. Here was EP, and he had never met such a graceful centaur before, even in her class that he was in for Russian languages! She had some great rockin’ tits, and for the first time ever, a vag!
CB was shocked, but then he saw that the vag was only on her lady part, on her horse part she was rocking a big old secret giant D! Like all the great ladies!
CB was now inside the gate, but inside him was 5 giant loads of Mpreg gravy! He was about to burst with it all, when he got inside!
End part 5!
CB: Nope. Finish it. You need to finish it.
Chapter 6: The Mystery orgy!
Qui-Moon: Not me at all!
Last Time: CB was so round with possible mpreg that he was like a balloon of juice! That sounds so hot, I love it.
CB got inside and met his old friend. Christina the ocelot boy queen!
CB was all like, Hey, am I an ocelot boy now cause of you, and she was like, yep. it’s cool. you grow some rocking tits if you become one! CB felt his chest and was surprised! Now he had rockin’ tits too!
Christina’s rockin’ tits and big old D were sad that CB left before. She was ready for another round. Then someone else showed up, crashing through the window with her t-Rex arms! Vanessa the roomate. She had some rockin’ t-rex tits and was also ready to mpreg the crap out of CB!
CB was nervous. That was a lot of d and rockin’ tits! Then it was Calvin again! And he also had tits now, if he didn’t before! He was ready to use his lamp in all the right ways!
And Mr. Tittyhat came through the floor. Well, not came! that’s for in a bit! And EP the horse D’ed and V’ed and T’ed was there now too!
And Qui-Moon! She showed up, and she had the rockin’est tits and the biggest surprise D of them all!
Then they all totally did it! In CB’s butt!
CB got so filled that all the juices mixed and became a miracle inside him. He was impossibly mpreg!!! It happened.
2 days later CB gave birth to his butt baby! It was himself! And that is the story of how CB Archer was made. ANd now he writes books for everyone!
CB: I am speechless.
Qui-Mu: I know, rite?
I did it again for #ButtWeek. Artwork. Naughty, naughty, artwork.
Again, here is just the preview tip. If you want the full experience of the NSFW art – click here!
I did it again!
I drew something super de-duper NSFW!
I will put only the preview picture here. You can see the full image by clicking the link! Look for that pink slime just going to Elfhole Town like there is no tomorrow to find it!
Today I was really naughty, and drew something NSFW. Not even a little bit SFW. I even drew two versions!
However, it is so NSFW that I am only putting a mini picture up here as a blog post, and linking the image here. If you want to go see Anders and the Gay Minotaur Orgy, click on the link below to get to the official artwork!